I love my little toy. Gets me through nights like this when I feel sexually frustrated and alone
Apparently it is frowned upon to start screaming cell block tango when your mom tells you to quit popping your gum.
I was thinking about watching Chicago today too. Now that you posted this, I must.

A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.
THIS. THIS. THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS.